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All semes MUST follow the following rules:
- If you can’t make your uke come just by licking his ass… you suck in bed.
- The number of dildos that any average seme owns (for his uke) would put any sex shop to shame.
- The car you own is a BMW, Mercedes, Porche, or any other extra expensive make….
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BITTER aq ok…
bka d pa nia naiintindhan ion…kea lng nging kmi eh dahel lng nmn sa research ehhh…
cnabe ko nmn sa kanya ion….
bat d nia maintindhn?
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x09021997: people that actually don’t reblog this don’t ignore this folks.. where do you think you’ll be after death? come on, think.. your soul isn’t going to another being or animal, either Heaven or hell..
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qng me tym ka pra maglaro
sana….
ginamit mu na lng sa mabuting paraan….
HNDE UNG NAGEEMOTE NA EWAN!!!!!
bket kla mu papanacnin ko ung nararamdaman mo?
hnde no!!
Alam mu ba ung feeling na..
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tumingin sau ung crush mu den nahuli ka niya na nkatingin ka sa kanya?
w3w nangyare sken ian!!!!!!!
boy: hala anu 2ng lugar na 2?
girl: nasa skul ka kea……nananaginip kb?
boy: *panaginip lng to d ba?* uhmm ” any name you want” pahalik nga
girl: cge ba……
then they kiss
hnde alam ng lalake na un dn ang pangarap ng babae…..its just that…
ITS COMPLICATED.. :((
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